Allatime I'm seeing these signs at the haircut places that say "Get Your Hair Cut to Sop Up the Oil Spill!!":


So now I'm reading that they aren't using hair to sop up the oil spill. Imagine how that makes me feel! Before and After:



Beethoven, Piano Sonata number 2 in A, Opus 2, number 2. 32 meg Mp3. Wilhelm Kempff. Bad LP rip. Need I say more?